Why did the lawyer play Angry Birds on his iPad during a trial? He told the judge he was “simulating the trajectory of a projectile-based assault case.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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