2012 Vintage: Angelina’s Right Leg
Why did Angelina Jolie pose like that? Because her right leg wanted to make sure everyone knew it was attending the Oscars, even if the… Read More »2012 Vintage: Angelina’s Right Leg
2011 Vintage: The “Total Force” Stress
Why were the Reservists on their 5th tour? Because “One Weekend a Month” is the biggest “Fine Print” joke in military history. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Total Force” Stress
2011 Archive: The Portal 2 Player
“The light bulb is a lie. Also, I’m a potato.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Planking
A guy is lying face down, stiff as a board, across the bar counter. The bartender says, “Sir, you can’t plank here.” The guy muffled,… Read More »2011 Archive: The Planking
2010 Classic: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The True Blood Craze
Why were these vampires nominated? For proving that in Louisiana, blood tastes like success and high ratings. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The True Blood Craze
2009 Legacy: The “Music City Miracle” Anniversary
Why were we still talking about it? Because the Titans were still trying to figure out if that pass was forward or lateral. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Music City Miracle” Anniversary
2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Genesis
“I just bought 500 Bitcoins for the price of a pizza!” “You’re an idiot, Dave. Why buy invisible internet money when you could have had extra pepperoni?… Read More »2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Genesis
2009 Legacy: The Bolt 9.58
Why did the clock in Berlin look broken? Because Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds, making the other world-class sprinters look like they… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bolt 9.58
2008 Legacy: The Cotton
I’m “soft” on the jokes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified