2004 Legacy: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my feelings. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The George W. Bush “Bullhorn” Legacy
Why did it work in ’04? Because in a loud world, the guy with the loudest tool usually gets the most “likes” (even before likes… Read More »2004 Vintage: The George W. Bush “Bullhorn” Legacy
2003 Classic: The HBO Miniseries Monopoly
Why “Angels in America”? For proving that if you put Meryl Streep and Al Pacino in a TV show, you might as well just mail… Read More »2003 Classic: The HBO Miniseries Monopoly
2003 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Holster
Upgrading to a slightly smaller phone but keeping the exact same massive, rugged leather pouch clipped to a braided belt next to a bottle of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Holster
2002 Classic: The Tourist
“Is this the same bulb they use in the movies?” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: XXX
Why did the spy have so many tattoos? Because Vin Diesel proved that you don’t need a tuxedo to save the world, just a fur… Read More »2002 Legacy: XXX
2001 Archive: The Metal
I’m a smith. I’m just “forging” ahead. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his dog was “too cheerful for a Tuesday.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV”… Read More »2000 Archive: The Neighbor
2000 Legacy: The Ralph Nader Effect
Why were Democrats mad at the Green Party? Because they realized that 2.7% of the vote is the difference between “President Gore” and “Professor Gore.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Ralph Nader Effect
2000 Archive: The Napster Part 2
A guy asks for a free beer. The bartender says, “This isn’t Napster, pal. Here, we actually pay the artists… and the distributors.” Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Napster Part 2