2008 Vintage: The Incredible Hulk
Why was the other cousin so angry? Because Edward Norton was the Hulk this year, but we all knew he was going to be replaced… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Incredible Hulk
2008 Vintage: The G-20 Emergency Summit
Why did world leaders meet in D.C.? To compare notes on whose ATM machines were going to stop working first. Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2008 Vintage: The G-20 Emergency Summit
2008 Legacy: The Cotton
I’m “soft” on the jokes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The 2008 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing shutter shades and a belt with a giant buckle. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 –… Read More »2008 Classic: The 2008 Trendsetter
2008 Classic: The Bold
I’m “italic-izing” my stress levels. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Celine Dion Performance
Why did she sing for Ennio Morricone? Because the Academy decided that “Epic” and “Celine” are the same word in the Hollywood dictionary. Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Celine Dion Performance
2007 Vintage: The Surge Strategy
Why did we send 30,000 more troops in 2007? Because the Pentagon realized that “Doing more with less” actually meant “Doing nothing with nobody,” and… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Surge Strategy
2007 Legacy: The Banana
I’m “peeling” away from my old Nokia. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Maria Sharapova #1
Why was Russia celebrating? Because she became the first Russian woman to reach the top of the world rankings, even if her voice was still… Read More »2005 Classic: The Maria Sharapova #1
2005 Legacy: The “Blue-Ribbon” Commissions
Why were there so many in ’05? Because in D.C., “I’ll form a commission” is the polite way of saying “I hope you forget about… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Blue-Ribbon” Commissions