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2008 Legacy: The Cotton

 I’m “soft” on the jokes.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro12/17/2007 15:14Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Blockbuster_Refugee02/15/1996 00:22Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/14/2015 11:10He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/27/2014 12:05Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/26/2001 16:39One billion... laughs!
@Bad_Luck_Brian09/20/2012 18:18Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Space_Background10/27/2010 05:41The stars are aligned for this joke.
@ODP_Editor_9905/07/2009 20:46Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Anonymous_User03/05/1997 22:19We are many. We are laughing.
@Android_Bot_9903/17/2011 21:22Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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