2019 Classic: The White Russian
“The Dude abides the end of the decade.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She wants a filter that makes me look like “a responsible adult” but says “the technology isn’t there… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Digital Photo
2018 Archive: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the saltiness of being eliminated. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: Best Reggae Album
Why Ziggy Marley? Because the “Marley” rule at the Grammys is more consistent than the laws of physics. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Archive: Best Reggae Album
2016 Classic: The 4G LTE
Why did the blonde run faster while texting? She heard she had “4G” and wanted to keep up. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The 4G LTE
2015 Classic: The 1-Star Review
A guy says, “I’m giving this bar one star on Yelp because you don’t have USB ports in the tables.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2015 Classic: The 1-Star Review
2013 Classic: The USB “Warm Coffee” Coaster
Why was the computer beeping? Because the coaster was drawing more power than the motherboard could provide. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The USB “Warm Coffee” Coaster
2013 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2012 Archive: The Google Maps “Street View” Interior
Why was the employee hiding? He heard Google was taking photos “inside” the office and he didn’t want his messy desk on the web. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The Google Maps “Street View” Interior
2012 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Otto