“I just bought 500 Bitcoins for the price of a pizza!” “You’re an idiot, Dave. Why buy invisible internet money when you could have had extra pepperoni? That stuff will be worthless by 2010.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Very nice! Great success!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
My followers need to see this!