Why was the crowd cheering for the guy in last place? Because he swam 100 meters like he was trying to survive a shipwreck, becoming the ultimate Olympic hero for everyone who hates cardio.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
You must construct additional laughs!
A wild laugh appeared!