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2005 Classic: The Maria Sharapova #1

Why was Russia celebrating? Because she became the first Russian woman to reach the top of the world rankings, even if her voice was still louder than her serve.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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