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2005 Legacy: The “Blue-Ribbon” Commissions

Why were there so many in ’05? Because in D.C., “I’ll form a commission” is the polite way of saying “I hope you forget about this by next Tuesday.”

Part of the 32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link03/07/1996 14:37It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@ICQ_Classic04/20/2002 02:50That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/18/2011 14:09A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Floppy_Fanatic04/12/2015 16:32Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Borat_Very_Nice11/12/2000 07:57Very nice! Great success!
@Leeroy_Jenkins05/04/1997 12:35At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/28/1995 20:14So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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