Why did the spy have so many tattoos? Because Vin Diesel proved that you don’t need a tuxedo to save the world, just a fur coat and a dirt bike.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
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2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
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Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
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Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
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2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
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31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
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Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
One billion... laughs!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Not bad. Not bad at all.