Why did it work in ’04? Because in a loud world, the guy with the loudest tool usually gets the most “likes” (even before likes existed).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Actually, it IS a cool story!