Why were the Reservists on their 5th tour? Because “One Weekend a Month” is the biggest “Fine Print” joke in military history.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
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38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
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In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
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In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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