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2011 Archive: The Portal 2 Player

 “The light bulb is a lie. Also, I’m a potato.”

Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day09/26/1998 22:42Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@MIRC_Ghost07/02/2003 14:15Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/26/1998 10:02I see funny people... everywhere!
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