2009 Legacy: The Fitbit Launch
Why did the lawyer wear a Fitbit? To track how many miles he walked back and forth while “pacing dramatically” in court. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Fitbit Launch
2008 Classic: The Corona
“Find your beach.” “I found it. It’s at the bottom of this bottle.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron… Read More »2008 Classic: The Corona
2008 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant MVP
Why was the Mamba finally smiling? Because he won his first and only MVP, leading the Lakers back to the Finals and proving that life… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant MVP
2008 Vintage: The Flo Rida Fan
“Low, low, low, low… that’s where the light is.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Brave Potato
Why did the potato go to school? To become a “smart-tater.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The First Bag Fee
Why was the traveler wearing four coats and three pairs of jeans? Because American Airlines started charging $15 for the first checked bag and he… Read More »2008 Classic: The First Bag Fee
2008 Classic: The Big Bang Theory (Season 2)
Why was “Bazinga” becoming a household word? Because the nerds were officially winning the rating wars. Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron… Read More »2008 Classic: The Big Bang Theory (Season 2)
2007 Legacy: The Ribbon Crisis
Why did the secretary quit? Because she spent three hours looking for the “Save” button in Word 2007 and realized it was hiding behind a… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ribbon Crisis
2007 Classic: The Dust
I’m “settling” for 2G in some areas. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Russian “Bear” Patrols
Why did Putin start flying bombers near NATO again? To remind the world that he’s still got 1970s technology and a lot of nostalgia. Part… Read More »2007 Archive: The Russian “Bear” Patrols