I’m “settling” for 2G in some areas.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.