The Secret Service (Hype): Why were the vampires wearing oxfords instead of brogues? Because “Manners maketh man,” and a gentleman spy always fights with an umbrella.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
2022 Archive: Smile
Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
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2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
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