Why did the lawyer love the 6-month life of Quibi? Because a “billion-dollar failure” in 10-minute increments is a masterpiece of billable liquidation.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
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2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!