2014 Vintage: Kingsman
The Secret Service (Hype): Why were the vampires wearing oxfords instead of brogues? Because “Manners maketh man,” and a gentleman spy always fights with an… Read More »2014 Vintage: Kingsman
2014 Vintage: The Jack White “Lazaretto”
Why the “Ultra LP”? For Jack White proving he could make a vinyl record that played from the inside out and still hit #1. Part… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Jack White “Lazaretto”
2014 Classic: The Benedict Cumberbatch Photobomb
Why did he jump behind U2? To prove that even “Sherlock” can’t resist a good prank. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies,… Read More »2014 Classic: The Benedict Cumberbatch Photobomb
2014 Archive: The iPhone “U2” Album
Why was the boss screaming at his phone? Because an Irish rock band “stole” his storage space and he couldn’t figure out how to delete… Read More »2014 Archive: The iPhone “U2” Album
2013 Archive: The Magnet
I’m “drawn” to the new Instagram filters. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 35… Read More »2013 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Ending
“We survived!” A guy cheers at midnight. The bartender says, “Great. Now pay your tab before the next apocalypse.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Ending
2012 Legacy: The Macklemore
“Thrift Shop.” I told her I’m gonna pop some tags. She said, “You’re only allowed to spend twenty dollars in your pocket.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Macklemore
2012 Classic: The Wii U
My husband bought the one with the tablet controller. He’s playing it while I’m watching the news. We’re “sharing” the room, but we haven’t spoken… Read More »2012 Classic: The Wii U
2011 Legacy: The Last Space Shuttle Mission
Why was Atlantis’s landing so somber? Because it was the first time since 1981 that the U.S. had to admit that if we wanted to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Last Space Shuttle Mission