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2013 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market

The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2013 “Harlem Shake, Vine Stars & GTA V Release” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User12/28/2001 16:23Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Modem_Meltdown03/06/1995 15:31My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril08/10/2014 22:03He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Avatar_Na_vi07/24/2007 06:44I see you... laughing!
@DotCom_Survivor02/13/1996 00:56I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Speed_Racer_Go06/25/2003 02:49Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Pedro_For_Pres01/07/2008 01:20Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

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