2011 Archive: The “Bridesmaids” Fan
“I’m ready to par-tay! …Wait, I can’t see the party.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Last Space Shuttle Mission
Why was Atlantis’s landing so somber? Because it was the first time since 1981 that the U.S. had to admit that if we wanted to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Last Space Shuttle Mission
2011 Vintage: The Skyrim Absences
Why did half the boys in the senior class miss school on a random Tuesday in November? It wasn’t a sudden flu epidemic; The Elder… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Skyrim Absences
2010 Archive: The Bed Intruder Guy
“Hide your bulbs, hide your lamps, ’cause they burnin’ everybody out out here!” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Bed Intruder Guy
2010 Vintage: The iPad Owner
One, but the bulb is 9.7 inches wide, has no USB port, and you can’t use Flash with it. Part of the 53 Light Bulb… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPad Owner
2010 Vintage: The Tourist Mystery
Why Depp and Jolie? For a movie that was essentially a 2-hour commercial for a Venetian vacation that neither actor seemed to want to be… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Tourist Mystery
2010 Vintage: The iPad
I bought an iPad because I wanted a “tab” on the future, but now I’m just “touchy” about the screen. Part of the 115 Classic… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPad
2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2 Suitcase
Tony Stark has a suit that folds into a briefcase. I have a laptop that barely fits in my backpack. Life is unfair. Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2 Suitcase
2009 Legacy: The Fitbit Launch
Why did the lawyer wear a Fitbit? To track how many miles he walked back and forth while “pacing dramatically” in court. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Fitbit Launch
2009 Vintage: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the line! I can’t see the passengers, but I can hear the gossip!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Bus Driver