2010 Vintage: The iPad

I bought an iPad because I wanted a “tab” on the future, but now I’m just “touchy” about the screen.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Married_With_Kids12/09/1997 01:38Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Avatar_Na_vi12/26/2015 03:50I see you... laughing!

@Scanner_Darkly04/19/2005 08:38I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Donny_V_ShutUp06/11/2002 04:26Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Lock_Stock_Two06/27/2000 13:23It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Dodgeball_Pat04/30/1995 15:17If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.