Why Depp and Jolie? For a movie that was essentially a 2-hour commercial for a Venetian vacation that neither actor seemed to want to be on.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Top tier web animation humor!