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2015 Classic: The “Carly Fiorina” Face Comment

Why was it a scandal? Because Trump realized that in 2015, you can say anything about a person’s policy, but don’t mention their “High Definition” appearance.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Iran Deals” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/06/2001 11:29Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/16/1996 00:46Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Rewritable_CD08/21/2003 16:20I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@BitTorrent_0111/03/2010 07:24Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Memento_Guy06/17/2000 08:36Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Goldmember_I_L06/16/1996 22:24I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Digg_Submitter_0501/11/2014 07:46Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Tagged_Network03/09/2011 14:40You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Believe_It_Or_N11/30/2009 21:12I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Android_Bot_9910/14/2009 12:08Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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