2009 Legacy: The Fitbit Launch

Why did the lawyer wear a Fitbit? To track how many miles he walked back and forth while “pacing dramatically” in court.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/11/2005 05:24Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/07/2013 22:00It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Overclocker_Pro06/09/1997 03:41My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Pedro_For_Pres09/27/2009 16:29Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog05/25/2001 06:14Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Netscape_Now_B11/20/2011 19:54I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Boxxy_Queen09/05/1997 18:25I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@True_Story_Neil12/23/1999 19:08True story! I was there!