Why the circus theme? For proving that eyeliner, long song titles, and a vaudeville aesthetic were the keys to a teenager’s heart. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Panic! At The Disco (Peak Emo-Pop)
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Retirement
“I’ve found a reason for me…” The bartender says, “To pay your bill?” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls”… Read More »2004 Classic: The Hoobastank Part 2
The church secretary celebrating the installation of a dedicated DSL line, allowing her to check the parish email address without disconnecting the rectory’s main telephone… Read More »2004 Classic: The Dial-Up Modem Farewell
I “need” more storage. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
“Why was 2002 so weird?” “Because it was the year we realized that the internet wasn’t going away, but our privacy was.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2002 Archive: The 2002 Exit
Why was the telecom CEO crying? Because he just spent 30 billion dollars on a 3G license and the traveler was still only using his… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 3G License
Why did the lawyer refuse to shake hands? He didn’t want to “waive his right” to his own skin cells. Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Negotiation
Why was a green ogre the biggest star of 2001? Because he proved that you don’t need a Prince Charming when you have a talking… Read More »2001 Archive: Shrek
Why did Sleepy Hollow win? Because Tim Burton is the only person who can make a headless horseman look like a high-fashion interior designer. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
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