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2004 Classic: The Dial-Up Modem Farewell

The church secretary celebrating the installation of a dedicated DSL line, allowing her to check the parish email address without disconnecting the rectory’s main telephone line.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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