1999 Archive: The Dreamweaver Skill
Why did the intern call himself an engineer? He learned how to drag and drop a table in a web editor. Part of the 77… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dreamweaver Skill
1998 Vintage: The Diet 2
“No more red meat.” “What about pink meat?” “Get out.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Diet 2
1997 Legacy: The Office Assistant Final Word
“It looks like you’ve finished the year 1997. Would you like to proceed to 1998?” Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Office Assistant Final Word
1997 Archive: The Jan Ullrich Tour de France
Why was Germany so fast? Because Ullrich dominated the mountains and made everyone think he was the next Induráin (until a guy named Lance showed… Read More »1997 Archive: The Jan Ullrich Tour de France
1997 Classic: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the disco? To “shake his sheet.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Classic: The Scared Ghost
1997 Legacy: The South Park Kid
“Oh my God! They blew the bulb! You bastards!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The “Good Will Hunting” Hype
Why were the Harvard kids humble? Because Matt Damon and Ben Affleck proved that being a genius is cool, especially if you can insult people… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Good Will Hunting” Hype
1996 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how to use this AOL disk? Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »1996 Archive: The Honeydew
1996 Archive: The Laser Printer Marvel
The congregation marvelling at how clean the bulletin looks because the church finally upgraded from a mimeograph machine to a black-and-white laser printer. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Laser Printer Marvel
1996 Legacy: The Mike Piazza
Why were MLB catchers so scary? Because Piazza was hitting balls so far they were landing in the next area code. Part of the 45… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mike Piazza