Why was the cartoon aardvark so angry? Because he was the perfect way to express how we felt when we saw the “sold out” sign on the hot toy of the year.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Taking a photo of me laughing!