Why were the Harvard kids humble? Because Matt Damon and Ben Affleck proved that being a genius is cool, especially if you can insult people in a Boston accent.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I see you... laughing!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!