1998 Vintage: The Diet 2

“No more red meat.” “What about pink meat?” “Get out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye07/18/2002 23:30Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/13/1995 11:35This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/15/2004 18:54It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@USB_Pioneer06/28/1995 16:08Plug and Play laughter!

@Firewall_Wizard02/25/1998 06:16Letting this joke through the port.

@Project_Mayhem04/16/2003 23:23Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Dancing_Baby_9610/14/2005 09:49Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/13/2007 22:40Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Facepalm_Master12/12/2010 13:10I facepalmed and then I laughed.