2001 Legacy: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer refuse to shake hands? He didn’t want to “waive his right” to his own skin cells.

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@Austin_Powers_Groovy08/14/2012 02:31Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan02/23/2015 00:23I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Brick_Tamland_L11/07/2004 03:39I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@True_Story_Neil10/20/2000 14:52True story! I was there!

@Streamer_Pro_9905/18/2013 11:29Thanks for the donation and the joke!