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Why did the blonde put a lock on the fridge?

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She wanted to stop the salad from dressing.

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@Tripod_Member06/14/2014 19:24Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Pokemon_Blue12/30/2007 22:01Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/28/2007 11:28Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a lock on the fridge?”

  1. User_550
    User_550 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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