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2002 Legacy: The 3G License

 Why was the telecom CEO crying? Because he just spent 30 billion dollars on a 3G license and the traveler was still only using his phone to play Snake.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator09/10/2004 05:40/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@WinAmp_Shaker12/01/1999 11:37It really whips the llama's ass!
@Dark_Knight_Joker07/09/2010 09:53Why so serious? Read this joke!
@C++_Dev_9805/01/2013 04:40I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@USB_Pioneer05/20/1998 11:30Plug and Play laughter!
@Wrestling_Nut02/27/2011 06:52Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Gremlins_Gizmo10/11/1995 18:20Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/23/1995 07:49Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Chain_Mail_Hater03/10/2005 12:07I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

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