2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2 Suitcase

Tony Stark has a suit that folds into a briefcase. I have a laptop that barely fits in my backpack. Life is unfair.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

@Diva_Plavalaguna02/21/2006 13:05The highest note of humor!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/01/2004 09:19Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Double_Rainbow_G05/28/2004 05:51What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Grinds_My_Gears06/06/2002 18:36You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Top_List_Winner03/10/1996 21:00Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Charlie_Unicorn08/04/1995 16:49We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!