Why were lawyers at the airports? Because the executive order moved faster than the legal system, turning terminal baggage claims into the new Supreme Court.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!