2024 Classic: The Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”
Why the scream? For the TikTok kid who proved a powerful ballad with a rock edge could still be the biggest hit on the planet.… Read More »2024 Classic: The Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”
2024 Classic: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2024 Classic: The 4K Video
2022 Legacy: The Babylon
I told her I’m a star in the silent era. She said, “I wish you were ‘silent’ in every era.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Babylon
2022 Archive: The BeReal
Everyone’s phone in the bar pings at once. All the customers suddenly stop talking and take a photo of their half-empty glasses. The bartender asks,… Read More »2022 Archive: The BeReal
2022 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a leather briefcase and a Steam Deck? To show he was “old school” but ready for “high-stakes virtual litigation.” Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Power Move
2022 Vintage: The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard
We spent six weeks watching a court case in Virginia. I told my wife I’m going to “object” every time she asks me a question.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard
2021 Vintage: The Spider-Man (No Way Home) Fan
Three. One from 2002, one from 2012, and the current one, all pointing at each other in the dark. Part of the 65 Light Bulb… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Spider-Man (No Way Home) Fan
2021 Archive: The Number
I’m “counting” my Dogecoins. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Quibi Collapse
Why did the lawyer love the 6-month life of Quibi? Because a “billion-dollar failure” in 10-minute increments is a masterpiece of billable liquidation. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Quibi Collapse
2020 Legacy: The Happiest Season Closet
Why Kristen Stewart? For a Christmas rom-com that reminded us that holiday dinners are mostly just awkward secrets and hide-and-seek in the closet. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Happiest Season Closet