Why Kristen Stewart? For a Christmas rom-com that reminded us that holiday dinners are mostly just awkward secrets and hide-and-seek in the closet.
Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
Why was everyone sweating? Because Luca Guadagnino proved that a ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so "fabulous" and chaotic ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
Why Bryan Cranston? For a movie that asked: "What if Walter White...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition
In 2021, Hollywood was all about the "Big Screen Comeback" and th...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2023 Vintage: The American Fiction "White Books"
Why Jeffrey Wright? For a satire that reminded us that Hollywood ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
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