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2022 Legacy: The Power Move

 Why did the lawyer carry a leather briefcase and a Steam Deck? To show he was “old school” but ready for “high-stakes virtual litigation.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running07/06/2003 18:34Laughing is as laughing does.
@Toy_Story_Woody07/16/2009 05:13There is a joke in my boot!
@Jesus_Quintana05/10/2000 08:33Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Numa_Numa_Guy09/19/2004 07:59Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Second_Life_Avy12/27/2005 14:05In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@StrongBad_Mail05/24/2000 04:10I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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