Everyone’s phone in the bar pings at once. All the customers suddenly stop talking and take a photo of their half-empty glasses. The bartender asks, “Is it a cult?” A guy says, “No, it’s time to ‘BeReal’!”
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Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!