Why did Putin start flying bombers near NATO again? To remind the world that he’s still got 1970s technology and a lot of nostalgia.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
There is a joke in my boot!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
High five for this joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.