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2007 Archive: The Russian “Bear” Patrols

Why did Putin start flying bombers near NATO again? To remind the world that he’s still got 1970s technology and a lot of nostalgia.

Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9804/10/1998 23:18Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Gopher_Explorer04/04/1999 04:39Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Tripod_Member12/22/2003 06:06Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Toy_Story_Woody06/13/2001 01:31There is a joke in my boot!
@Gladiator_Proximo02/06/2001 10:28Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Green_Day_Fan06/04/2005 11:54Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Hi5_Pro_User08/16/2013 09:42High five for this joke!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/10/2005 05:25Not bad. Not bad at all.

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