Why did they win Best Director? Because two heads are better than one, especially when both heads are obsessed with kidnapping and woodchippers. Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Coen Brothers Double Win
Why were late-night shows so boring? Because without writers, we realized that politicians aren’t actually funny on their own. Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Writers Guild Strike
I’m “wearing” out these puns. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the clerk happy? He found a free way to make PDFs and felt like he was stealing from Adobe. Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Legacy: The PDF Creator
Why did the blonde try to open her window to talk to her friends? She heard Facebook was now “open to everyone” and thought she… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Facebook Public
Why was Chile divided? Because half the country wanted a state funeral and the other half wanted a state-sponsored “Good Riddance” party. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Death of Augusto Pinochet
Why was Ariel Sharon crying? Because he had to send Israeli soldiers to remove Israeli settlers, proving that in 2005, the hardest part of being… Read More »2005 Classic: The Gaza Disengagement
Why did The Incredibles win? Because a family of superheroes is the only thing more powerful than a swamp-dwelling ogre (Shrek 2 was left in… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature
“Welcome to the group for people with no self-esteem. Now, who wants to apologize for taking up a chair?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Group Therapy
We got a TomTom. The lady’s voice is so calm. My wife said, “Why can’t you listen to me like you listen to ‘Sheila’?” Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The GPS Voice
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