Why did they win Best Director? Because two heads are better than one, especially when both heads are obsessed with kidnapping and woodchippers.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Posting this to my own wall right now!