2005 Vintage: The Group Therapy

“Welcome to the group for people with no self-esteem. Now, who wants to apologize for taking up a chair?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Doom_Marines04/12/2000 10:48Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Pi_Mathematics11/12/2006 20:46Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Speed_Racer_Go12/22/2013 09:57Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Beanie_Campbell03/02/1999 00:33True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/07/2014 21:16This joke is an Epic Win!