What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A “slipper.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
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Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
What is this? A joke for ants?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
You must construct additional laughs!