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2005 Classic: The Gaza Disengagement

Why was Ariel Sharon crying? Because he had to send Israeli soldiers to remove Israeli settlers, proving that in 2005, the hardest part of being a “Bulldozer” was moving your own team.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/13/2000 23:36The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Firewire_Fan09/03/1997 11:59Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Agent_Smith_0109/12/2006 07:31It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Anchorman_Ron12/30/2013 18:59I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Bernie_Mittens01/29/2012 18:08I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@YouTube_Beta_User05/04/2006 09:24I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Illidan_Blind07/19/2011 01:52I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Charlie_Unicorn06/08/2010 03:30We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Wall_Post_Hero10/21/2005 18:15Posting this to my own wall right now!

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