2018 Archive: Kobe Bryant’s Oscar
Why did a basketball legend win for Dear Basketball? To prove that once you’ve conquered the NBA, the only thing left to do is make… Read More »2018 Archive: Kobe Bryant’s Oscar
2018 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why was Coco a lock? Because it’s the only movie that makes “The Land of the Dead” look like a vacation destination. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
2017 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Anita
2017 Archive: The Lady Bird
A girl argues with her mom at the bar. The bartender says, “I’m not getting in the middle of this.” Part of the 51 Bar… Read More »2017 Archive: The Lady Bird
2016 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ivana
2016 Archive: The 2016 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel like an ending and a beginning? Because we spent the year mourning Bowie and Prince, while watching Beyoncé and Frank… Read More »2016 Archive: The 2016 Final Music Vibe
2014 Classic: The 1989 (Taylor Swift)
Why was everyone “Shaking It Off”? Because Taylor moved to New York, cut her hair, and officially invited us all to join her 1989 squad.… Read More »2014 Classic: The 1989 (Taylor Swift)
2014 Archive: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of my unread emails. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Archive: The Laptop
2014 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2014 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2012 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “storing” my bunker photos in the cloud. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified