2023 Archive: The Guardians Vol. 3 Tears
I went in for space jokes and came out needing therapy for a raccoon’s backstory. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn… Read More »2023 Archive: The Guardians Vol. 3 Tears
I went in for space jokes and came out needing therapy for a raccoon’s backstory. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn… Read More »2023 Archive: The Guardians Vol. 3 Tears
Why the “Gangsta’s Paradise” finale? For the loss of a 90s legend whose music defined an entire era of hip-hop cinema. Part of the 42… Read More »2022 Archive: The Death of Coolio
Why did everything feel different? Because we realized that the 2010s were officially over and the 2020s were going to be a lot more “Industrial… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Vibe Shift”
I went to the doctor for social anxiety. He said, “Everyone has it now. We’re all like dogs that forgot how to act at the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Post-Lockdown Socializing
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The Cake
Variable density (51–73 items per run). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
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Why was the traveler disappointed? Because he waited 8 years for the “future” and it was full of glitches (just like his 2020 travel plans).… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cyberpunk 2077
Why the web-series? For Damon Albarn and his cartoons proving they were the best at collaborating with everyone from Robert Smith to Elton John. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Gorillaz “Song Machine”
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