1995 Classic: The Valeri Liukin

Why was the gymnast so flexible? Because in 1995, the “Magnificent Seven” were preparing to dominate the world with more hairspray than gravity.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/20/2007 04:13Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/17/2009 22:24Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Jesus_Quintana08/09/1995 01:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan06/12/1997 08:12Silently laughing in the snow.

@Borat_Very_Nice12/02/2006 18:33Very nice! Great success!

@Orange_Mocha_F03/25/2009 03:54Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Warcraft_Orc07/25/2015 20:26Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Hashtag_Master02/17/1996 00:47#funny #joke #retro #90s