2021 Archive: The Post-Lockdown Socializing

I went to the doctor for social anxiety. He said, “Everyone has it now. We’re all like dogs that forgot how to act at the park. That’ll be $200.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

@Terminator_T80010/16/2012 22:34I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Cyber_Traveler02/03/2000 21:07Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Hotmail_Checker05/06/2013 22:44Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/14/2010 08:52Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Success_Kid_Win04/28/2010 07:56Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.